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Design a bumper sticker for the Darwin lobby

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The US Darwin lobby announces:

There’s only a month left for you to submit your idea for a new NCSE bumper sticker, so sharpen your pencils, cudgel your brains, and consult your muse! This is your chance to speak loud, speak proud for evolution, by crafting a killer slogan that could end up on the tail end of thousands of cars.

UD News staff remember first seeing the fish-with-feet bumpo, labelled “Darwin,” about 30 years ago – and assuming it was an attack on Darwinism.

A fish without feet is like … a better adapted fish. Hence, it must be a creationist logo. Is that one reason most North Americans still don’t sing “Just give me Darwin” with feeling?

Bumper sticker design software here. Or just enter your idea below.

41 Replies to “Design a bumper sticker for the Darwin lobby

  1. 1
    Blue_Savannah says:

    A straitjacket

    An unlit bulb

    A house of cards

  2. 2
    mike1962 says:

    A brain in a vise

  3. 3
    ForJah says:

    Mr. Smith from The Matrix.

  4. 4
    material.infantacy says:

    Design: maybe it looks designed because it is.

    Design: no need for constantly reminding yourself otherwise.

    Design: pissing off ideologues since the foundations of the earth.

    4 out of 5 reasonable people recommend design over wishful speculation.

    Design: advancing human technology since…forever.

    Design scientists do it in their labs.

  5. 5
    Mung says:

    Life Exhibits Purpose

  6. 6
    Mung says:

    aegeit jlksond a designer.

  7. 7
    Ilion says:

    UIND (*): who can say where the UIND will blow tomorrow?

    Or;

    “You don’t know which way the UIND blows, so how can you plan tomorrow?”

    (*) un-intelligent non-design

  8. 8

    Gotta love that NCSE is sponsoring this. Fits nicely with their propaganda mission.

  9. 9
    CannuckianYankee says:

    Maybe they should just wait around for the bumper sticker to design and then create itself. Wouldn’t that be the greatest demonstration of evolution?

  10. 10
    Mung says:

    GA’s have been known to design bumper stickers that no one else would have thought of.

  11. 11
    EvilSnack says:

    No Tenure for You!

    You Have the Right to Agree

  12. 12
    CannuckianYankee says:

    “This bumper sticker is the result of random variation and natural selection. If you have a problem with it, there is no designer to complain to.”

    or “This bumper sticker is the result of an idea thunk up by a GA that no-one else ever thought of.” Thanks Mung. 🙂

    Others:

    “Don’t like my driving? Call 1-800-AMORAL-1.”

    “Darwinist on board; ease up on the brakes because it doesn’t matter.”

    Speaking of breaks:

    “I brake for genetic algorithms.”

    “My other car is a flying spaghetti monster.”

    “I found life in an alternate universe.”

    “Honk if you like absurd theories.”

    and finally:

    “‘God is dead.’ – Darwin. ‘Darwin is dead’ – God.”

    Yeah, I’ve seen it before too.

  13. 13
    CannuckianYankee says:

    ilion,

    “The answer my friend, is blowing in the UIND.”

  14. 14
    Mung says:

    In Search of Meaning? – Study Evolution

    My Genes are Selfish – And So Am I

    Nothing On This Bumper Sticker Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution

  15. 15
    material.infantacy says:

    Honk if you lack free will

  16. 16
    material.infantacy says:

    My other car evolved

  17. 17
    material.infantacy says:

    My selfish genes made me do it.

    Imagination: the cornerstone of Darwinian accounts.

    Darwinism: biology’s theory of nothing.

    Darwinism: falsification is for the dino-birds.

    Darwinism: there is no truth beyond what we believe to be the case.

    Darwinian evolution is an iron-clad theory — completely impervious to the facts.

  18. 18
    CannuckianYankee says:

    Darwin: An exquisite example of design.

  19. 19
    Blue_Savannah says:

    Maybe they should just wait around for the bumper sticker to design and then create itself. Wouldn’t that be the greatest demonstration of evolution?

    Now THAT gets my vote!!!

  20. 20
    Mung says:

    A tornado in a junkyard built this car!

  21. 21
    Mung says:

    That’s not rust, that’s NEW INFORMATION!

  22. 22
    Mung says:

    Nothing IC on board.

  23. 23
    material.infantacy says:

    xp.

    Darwinism: state-sponsored monkey business.

  24. 24
    material.infantacy says:

    You’re a happy accident. Deal with it.

    Life is meaningless. Do what you will.

    NCSE: hating the people who fund us since 1981.

    NCSE: the ‘E’ is for extortion.

  25. 25
    Brent says:

    This is all a big mistake, just like you. Have a great day!

  26. 26
    Upright BiPed says:

    Mung at 21 LOL

  27. 27
    Upright BiPed says:

    Honk if you’re hormy

  28. 28
    junkdnaforlife says:

    Darwinism: Over a hundred million ghosted.

  29. 29
    CannuckianYankee says:

    My girlfriend went to an NCSE conference on Darwin and all she brought back was this lousy bumper sticker.

    Time for bed. 🙂

  30. 30
    Ilion says:

    Fish don’t have feet to use, and Darwinists don’t use the minds they have.

  31. 31
    Ilion says:

    Darwinism: 150 years of proudly freeing mankind of the intolerable burden of rationality.

  32. 32
    Mung says:

    Overpopulation is the way to progress

  33. 33
    Mung says:

    There’s potential in that there sludge!

  34. 34
    Robert Byers says:

    A gap! Blank instead of the important connecting points!
    or
    Wait for the better sticker(and a picture of some primordial ooze)
    or
    Modern Alchemy ! Mixing mutations ,not metals!
    or
    “Ban creationist stickers”
    or
    “If you are reading this sticker with eyeballs just forget it”

  35. 35
    material.infantacy says:

    The Darwin fish, lying helplessly in a Radio Flyer wagon being pulled by Eugenie Scott.

  36. 36
    Mung says:

    This sticker provides no selective advantage.

  37. 37
    Mung says:

    I’m just drifting my way to a new car.

  38. 38
    material.infantacy says:

    lol!

    Humanity: easily written off as just another rung in the evolutionary ladder.

    Humanity: evolution’s tower of babel.

    Humanity: evolution’s search for a search.

    (Amended) The Darwin fish, lying “legs up” in a Radio Flyer wagon being pulled by Eugenie Scott.

    The Darwin fish consuming all the U.S. currency being printed by the Fed.

    The image of a fossilized Charles Darwin.

    (Amended) Design scientists do it in their lab coats.

  39. 39
    Mung says:

    You have the brain of a monkey.

  40. 40
    Mung says:

    Not you m.i.

    You have the brain of an orangutan.

  41. 41
    material.infantacy says:

    lol! I almost said “take it back!” But then was distracted with another post I was writing. xp.

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