Babylon Bee: The scientific method was created by a devout Christian, which burdens scientists with restrictive fundamentalist rules: The scientific method limits our science. We’re tired of fundamentalist Christians always imposing strict rules. Live a little, for goodness sake!
Just For Fun
Fun: The Babylon Bee’s guide to being Woke
If you are Woke, this is Not Fun.
Fun: The new bad is “species-ist” language
Will it become a crime to use words like “catty” or names like “Gordon Gecko”?
Fun: Unclear how these eagle ray pups came to exist…
But there are theories.
At New Scientist: Specialized wings make house flies harder to swat
So much intelligence in nature. Why couldn’t some of it be organized to make them buzz off?
Our science betters tackle COVID-19 the only way they know how
Just stop people from talking
Fun: Dinesh D’Souza imagines himself as Ditchard Rawkins
Readers, is this fair? If so, can he also do Daniel Dennett?
The monolith has disappeared…
The CORRECT explanation, of course, is that it lost the battle for survival of the fittest to fitter competitors and will not contribute, starting from non-life, to the origin of a new type of life via abiogenesis. But apparently, a new monolith has evolved and then suddenly gone extinct in Romania. Nature red in tooth and claw, and all that…
Asked at Sapiens: Did Processed Foods Make Us Human?
Well, at least the guy isn’t arguing that processed foods make us inhuman or that turkey dinners kill people. Instead, he tried living off the land in a really big way: (including climbing a tree to eat raw eland marrow). Such experiences led him to come up with an interesting theory of human origins.
Apocalypse Alley: The asteroid Apophis 2068
Dvorsky: Should Apophis crash into Earth, it would unleash the equivalent of 1,150 megatons of TNT, in an event 3,800 times more powerful than the atomic bomb detonated over Hiroshima.
Hey, it’s Friday night: Eleven most important cats in science
Including the world’s first cloned cat who looked nothing like the one she was identical to…
Fun: The puffer fish creates a beautiful pattern to find a mate
And he probably doesn’t even know it’s a beautiful pattern…
At Creation-Evolution Headlines: Darwin jokes
This stuff reads like a comedy routine but it is genuine Darwinism.
Coffee!: All the wildlife that use a fallen log bridge
Maybe you didn’t even know they were out there but the hidden camera catches them.
What animals do when we aren’t around
Five cougars together – a rare sight – captured on home surveillance camera