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For example,  here:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”- Cliff Clavin

Some people also feel more attractive, too, contributing to the employment prospects of bouncers.

It seems that no one has thought about what this kind of thinking will lead to. I mean that if all the slower buffalo are killed off then what are left are the faster buffalo. This means that the predators will go hungry unless they evolve to become faster and hence the cycle begins again requiring the buffalo to breed faster and then the predators to breed faster until we eventually have buffalos breaking the sound barrier as they continue to evolve to be faster than the also evolving predators. George Tasker
I'll drink to this research till I drop!!! LOL!!! Enezio E. De Almeida Filho

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