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A friend posts this picture on Facebook with the caption “Oops.”

Cheese Danish

My reply:

Don’t be so closed-minded. You act as if there is a Platonic form of “Cheese Danish.” We live in a post-modern world, and you need to adjust your thinking to the times. “Cheese Danish” is merely a social construct, and you are obviously trying to impose your preferred Cheese Danish narrative based on your privileged Northern European, Caucasian, heteronormative, patriarchal, male views as a means of imposing the existing power structure over the Starbucks staffer who has bravely broken the shackles of historical Cheese Danish normative oppression.

6 Replies to “Sunday Fun

  1. 1
    Mung says:


  2. 2
    Eugen says:

    Ha ha ha

    Politically correct name:

    Mechanically leavened laminated genderless dough containing volume of sweetened processed milk curd mass

    If from Starbucks must be $4 🙁

  3. 3

    Obviously, it was a croissant translabeling into a cheese danish, you jack-booted heterdoughlabelers!

  4. 4

    BTW, Happy Unspecified Gender Identification Parentage Day!

  5. 5
    Mung says:

    I’m going to be a surrogate father!

  6. 6

    Perhaps I shouldn’t point out that a “croissant” is french for “crescent” which is found on flags of certain Middle Eastern countries that practice a state-sponsored religion using this device. Likewise “a Danish” is a country in which a certain artist of unflattering poses once drew a denizen of aforementioned Middle Eastern country.

    Clearly this is intended as an insult.

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