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A friend posts this picture on Facebook with the caption “Oops.”

Cheese Danish

My reply:

Don’t be so closed-minded. You act as if there is a Platonic form of “Cheese Danish.” We live in a post-modern world, and you need to adjust your thinking to the times. “Cheese Danish” is merely a social construct, and you are obviously trying to impose your preferred Cheese Danish narrative based on your privileged Northern European, Caucasian, heteronormative, patriarchal, male views as a means of imposing the existing power structure over the Starbucks staffer who has bravely broken the shackles of historical Cheese Danish normative oppression.

Perhaps I shouldn't point out that a "croissant" is french for "crescent" which is found on flags of certain Middle Eastern countries that practice a state-sponsored religion using this device. Likewise "a Danish" is a country in which a certain artist of unflattering poses once drew a denizen of aforementioned Middle Eastern country. Clearly this is intended as an insult. Robert Sheldon
I'm going to be a surrogate father! Mung
BTW, Happy Unspecified Gender Identification Parentage Day! William J Murray
Obviously, it was a croissant translabeling into a cheese danish, you jack-booted heterdoughlabelers! William J Murray
Ha ha ha Politically correct name: Mechanically leavened laminated genderless dough containing volume of sweetened processed milk curd mass If from Starbucks must be $4 :( Eugen
lol Mung

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