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Fri Nite Frite: The antifreeze froze

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Was hard up for a frite this week. The problem is, Ottawa, Canada, where I live, can be frightening for sheer dreariness. Three Februaries in a row this winter.

Prolonged cold weather can be art if you like ice sculptures. But it is really hard to turn into a frite; it’s so dull.

So how about absolute zero instead?:

Hey, at least it is interesting. Here is why we can’t reach absolute zero:

Here’s what happens to stuff that gets really near absolute zero:

Now … imagine that stuff is you!

See, we did get a frite out of it after all.

Sleep tite. Nitey-nite. Pile on dem blankets.

– O’Leary for News

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