Was hard up for a frite this week. The problem is, Ottawa, Canada, where I live, can be frightening for sheer dreariness. Three Februaries in a row this winter.
Prolonged cold weather can be art if you like ice sculptures. But it is really hard to turn into a frite; it’s so dull.
So how about absolute zero instead?:
Hey, at least it is interesting. Here is why we can’t reach absolute zero:
Here’s what happens to stuff that gets really near absolute zero:
Now … imagine that stuff is you!
See, we did get a frite out of it after all.
Sleep tite. Nitey-nite. Pile on dem blankets.
– O’Leary for News