Deteriorata (old National Lampoon song)
http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/deteriorata/default2.asp
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
GIVE UP!
Designorama
You are the product of design
Every hair on your head is numbered
You are irreplacable and have every right to be here
Whether you can hear it or not
The designer is celebrating your existence
REJOICE!
[Thanks Dennis Wagner.]