[Note: Even though I own the domain name overwhelmingevidence.com, I cannot take credit for these songs — I wish I could, but I can’t.]
OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE
(to the tune of “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”)Listen, people
Evolution’s true
We can promise you,
Cause we’ve got evidence, people.You say our textbooks lie,
But only in your eyes,
Cause you’re creationists,
While we are scientists.
At the end of the day,
The truth is what we say ÂÂCause we’ve got
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence ÂÂ
To prove that our theory’s true.Oh, the peppered moths
Aren’t where we thought
It’s a big mistake
And the photos are fake.
We know it’s unreal,
But it’s no big deal ÂÂCause we’ve got
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence ÂÂ
To prove that evolution is true.Haeckel’s embryos
Are not the way it goes.
Fish and human parts
Are different from the start;
But the story’s intact
And evolution’s a fact ÂÂCause we’ve got
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence ÂÂ
So we don’t have to listen to you!Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence,
Overwhelming evidence ÂÂ
So we don’t have to listen to you!*********************************
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME EVOLUTION
(to the tune of “Give Me That Old Time Religion”)Give me that old time evolution,
Give me that old time evolution,
Give me that old time evolution.
It’s good enough for me.It was good enough for Darwin,
It was good enough for Darwin,
It was good enough for Darwin,
So it’s good enough for me.It’s become my religion,
It’s become my religion,
It’s become my religion,
And it’s good enough for me.You can’t teach any other,
You can’t teach any other,
You can’t teach any other,
Darwin’s good enough for me.Give me that old time evolution,
Give me that old time evolution,
Give me that old time evolution.
It’s good enough for me.