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A poet friend shoved this into my virtual hand, and insisted I publish it. Otherwise he will tell the condiments manager at the local supermarket (whom he knows) not to sell me any more of those sea salt-wrinkled olives …

Now, that is like putting a knife to a person’s gut. Okay, okay, here is his “Imagine” poem:

Imaginary Science

Imagine there’s no logic,

I do it all the time;

No truth above us,

Below us only slime.

Imaginary science, dulling all our minds. Ahah, aah…

Imagine all is matter;

It isn’t hard to do.

No design or freedom,

And no religion too.

Imaginary science, trashing our ideals. Yoohoo, ooh…

You may say I’m a liar,

but I’m not the only one.

I hope some day you’ll join us,

So our views will all be one.

Imagine evolution;

I wonder if you can.

No need for facts or reason,

Consensus is the plan.

Imaginary science, ruling all the world. Yoohoo, ooh…

You may say I’m a liar,

but I’m not the only one.

I hope some day you’ll join us,

So our triumph will be done.

It’s not that bad, actually. Anyway, I got my tub of olives for the week beforehand.