8 Replies to “Are you infuriated about religious fanatics from Tel Aviv saying we are not descended from Lucy?

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    country6925 says:

    Somewhat off-topic here, but I saw the Mutation Paste ad awhile ago on here. Does this mean that the “X-Men” movies will be coming true soon?

    I won’t be signing this petition anyrime soon. 🙂

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    Fross says:

    i think the Onion does it better 😛

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    GilDodgen says:

    The historical track record of establishing human ancestor/descendent relationships, on the basis of fossil finds, makes phrenology look like hard science.

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    bornagain77 says:

    Monkey’s Uncle

    Some people think we came from a monkey
    But I think that idea sounds kinda funky
    Some think their Mother-in-Law was on a savana
    With their Uncle chewing on a banana
    But if methinks I was the handiwork of a creator
    They say I’m crazy and then see you later
    I really don’t care what they say
    But after a good look at us the monkeys may
    I could care less but it just ain’t true man
    Thinking our grandmothers are less than human
    Now, I don’t care if you call me hairy
    But if you call my grandmother a baboon
    What she’d do to you would be scary

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    shaner74 says:

    I think this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

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    GilDodgen says:

    Follow the link provided by Dr. Finch to TheBRITES.org.

    Click on the blue “I Love Lucy” petition link.

    Right-click and view source.

    If you are using IE and it comes up in Notepad, select a monospaced font like Courier.

    Clever fellow.

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    kdonk62 says:

    kdonk62 wrote:
    “Reading this article a moment of clarity for me. It made painfully obvious the point that for many people evolution is the core to a world-view that is central to a way-of-life. Because questioning evidence for evolution challenges the core of their world-view, some people react emotionally and illogically. I’m sad to say that these statements that I have pointed out illustrate my point.”

    Thank you for taking the postings at The BRITES seriously. Some think much of the content is satire. But The BRITES is very serious.

    Your friend Gloppy Finch

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    kdonk62 says:

    Why did you edit my post? Was it too long?

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