Does Princess Fluffy Bunny have your picture pinned to her vanity mirror? Do you have hers?
First, there is help. There may be a 12-steps recovery program (= I admit that I cannot control my need to please Fluffy Bunny, even though she’s wrecking what remains of my life).
Here we are only pointing you to a 40-question inventory that helps you determine whether you need the program. One question to get you started:
28. a) How political candidates view evolution has little to do with their qualifications for public office.
b) Political candidates who question evolution are probably unfit for public office.
If you have to wonder what the Princess thinks before you answer, you don’t need any more questions. Seek help.
Oh wait. Never mind seeking help. Finish the questionnaire and just don’t return Fluffy’s calls. Ever.
Oh wait. Freedom is wasted on some people. 😉
Note: News’ score cannot be posted because she is still trying to dig it out of the hole in the floor.
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