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Fun: The Babylon Bee’s guide to being Woke

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If you are Woke, this is Not Fun:

In order to achieve success and respect from all the good woke people — which is the most important thing you can achieve in life — you need to learn how to be properly woke! Here is our definitive guide:

● Carefully choose your pronouns and then scream them at everyone you meet: Whenever you go to Costco, loudly scream your pronouns in shoppers’ faces. If anyone refuses to celebrate your pronouns, smash a giant box of pretzels over their head and call the manager.

● Select the most oppressed identity possible: Test people’s loyalty to the cause by identifying as a walrus and cancel anyone who doesn’t make walrus noises every time they see you. Woke Fragility, “” at Babylon Bee

It’s easy to see why Woke types hate the Bee

See also: At Snopes: Creationism “bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory” Snopes tried “fact-checking” the Babylon Bee and guess how that turned out?

One Reply to “Fun: The Babylon Bee’s guide to being Woke

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    jerry says:

    My recent favorite


    Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It’s Real.

    Senator has made what some are calling “an embarrassing mistake” after he shared a New York Times article on Twitter, apparently unaware that The New York Times is a popular fake news site.

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