If you are Woke, this is Not Fun:
In order to achieve success and respect from all the good woke people — which is the most important thing you can achieve in life — you need to learn how to be properly woke! Here is our definitive guide:
● Carefully choose your pronouns and then scream them at everyone you meet: Whenever you go to Costco, loudly scream your pronouns in shoppers’ faces. If anyone refuses to celebrate your pronouns, smash a giant box of pretzels over their head and call the manager.
● Select the most oppressed identity possible: Test people’s loyalty to the cause by identifying as a walrus and cancel anyone who doesn’t make walrus noises every time they see you. Woke Fragility, “” at Babylon Bee
It’s easy to see why Woke types hate the Bee
See also: At Snopes: Creationism “bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory” Snopes tried “fact-checking” the Babylon Bee and guess how that turned out?