In “Evolution Worked Magic in Plants” (June 29, 2012), Creation-Evolution Headlines has some fun with Darwinist shazaam language:
In a paper by Weng, Philippe and Noel in Science (29 June 2012: Vol. 336 no. 6089 pp. 1667–1670; DOI: 10.1126/science.1217411), the magic starts right in the title: “The Rise of Chemodiversity in Plants.” It rose to a crescendo throughout the overture to evolution’s uncanny power to bring things forth out of nothing.1 In the following excerpts, the magic words, hedging words and personifications are highlighted in bold:
(Here are the first three plus title.)
The Emergence of Metabolism
New metabolic branches continuously arose throughout land-plant evolution.…
Since its origin as a fundamental property of the cell, metabolism is generally regarded as having evolved toward increasing order and catalytic efficiency.…
Primary metabolism likely arose from promiscuous primeval metabolic reactions and evolved toward greater catalytic precision and efficiency. Specialized metabolism likely emerged from primary metabolism.
It’s Sat Nite, so UD News suggests some fun. We will do some word replacements:
The Presto! of Metabolism
New metabolic branches continuously hocus pocused! throughout land-plant evolution.…
Since its origin as a fundamental property of the cell, metabolism is generally regarded as having shazaamed! toward increasing order and catalytic efficiency.…
Primary metabolism likely hocus pocused! from promiscuous primeval metabolic reactions and shazaamed! toward greater catalytic precision and efficiency. Specialized metabolism likely presto!’d from primary metabolism.
No wonder Darwinism is so popular among people who work for the government, and so unpopular among people who work.
More word replacement chances here.