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Fri nite frite: Revenge of the Thanksgiving turkey

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No, not indigestion. Wild North American turkeys have been proliferating in recent years, and it turns out, they are, um, assertive, when not aggressive:

Consolation: Some say that the best toasted sandwiches eventually result from a wild tom turkey sneaking into the turkey hen barn…

Sleep tite. (Take antacids to bed with you after testing that theory.)

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