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Totally just for fun: Santa, elf face drunk driving charges

December 24, 2013 NewsComment(1)

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Horse spooked, sleigh overturned, occupants smashed.

“It was a mixture of ‘Ho, ho, ho’ and ‘No, no, no,'” he said.

News blogging light today due to social whirl.

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jstanley01 says:

December 26, 2013 at 2:34 pm

The untold story behind this story, or so I’m told by my sources, is the help the Ustrzykach Dolnych police got from the NSA’s location database; albeit, not in time to prevent the sleigh’s impact with the wall:

“Ho, ho, ho” and “No, no, no,” hahaha…

That’ll learn the Merry Olde Elf not to carry, himself, one of those GPS smartphones that he loves giving away. Although somehow or other this year, he missed me.

Wait a minute, he was in hospital in Poland, facing jail.

Nevermind, Santa (there’s always next year)… 😀

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