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Uncommon Descent Contest: Give Darwinist Jerry Coyne’s atheist crusade/jihad a name

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(This contest is now closed for judging. Thanks to all participants.) Judged here.

Crusade/jihad? No, it doesn’t properly  describe this antic in a science journal (see also this). In the best tradition of our contest to come up with a term for a reviewer who does not read the book he is trashing (which resulted in noviewer as the winning entry), we now invite contest mavens to address the following problem:

From The Best Schools: “Jerry Coyne, Holy Warrior,” here.

Jerry Coyne has declared a holy war on theistic religions, in the name of his own atheistic religion, Darwinism.

We lack a word in English for the sort of campaign Coyne and his New Atheist friends are conducting against Christianity. Technically speaking, “crusades” are conducted under the sign of the cross, and “jihads” are conducted in the name of Allah.

What do you call a holy war conducted under the sign of the fish with little feet? Darwinade? Ichthypodihad?

Let’s just say “holy war,” and leave it at that.” More.

Leave it at that? Mmm, maybe not. We need a new Coynage. What should we call Coyne’s battle for incivility toward – and distortion of facts about – traditional religion?

For example, we might have called the Cold War “frostilities” …

Contest judged next Saturday, April 28, 2012. Prize is a copy of Nature of Nature: Examining the Role of Naturalism in Science, the best book available for understanding what both sides say on the Darwin vs. design controversy, in their own words.

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Lots of very clever entries here. My favorites would have to be Spaghettihad and Bitchpocalypse. My own modest contributions: Suicide of Thought (HT: GKC) Blind Fury The Bright Way The Bright Wingers The Bright Brigade The Bigot Brigade The Gnu Religionists Most High Gnus The Gnu Brights Gnuclear Holocaust Hangman's Gnus That's Gnus to Me I Pwn Gnuuubs!!!11!!1 ...OK those are just getting awful now...material.infantacy
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.. or Jerendipity, God chaser.Axel
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and lastly Jerrycide def: the deliberate and systematic destruction of religion!God chaser
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Neat, StuartHarris. It approaches the nub of the issue.Axel
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or how about Jerry-rigging Def: To fix it to a working condition in a haphazard wayGod chaser
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Jerrymandering: Def: Jerrymandering is a practice that attempts to establish a political advantage for a particular party or group by manipulating scientific boundaries to create partisan or incumbent-protected ideologiesGod chaser
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Coelopants?Axel
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Antidisdarwinestablishmentarianism (That will be the new longest word in the English language. I should get prize just for that.)StuartHarris
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Call it what it is- pycho-babbleJoe
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I vote for Collin's "Spaghettihad"johnnyb
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Jihad of the Coyne-o-nihilistasTom Graffagnino
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Not an entry...but a poem (just for fun..) Save us, Jerry, from the devils In the churches 'cross the land! Let 'em know that they're Verboten! With you, Jerry, we will stand! Hose 'em, gas 'em...Jerry, pass 'em Into ovens, through the fire! Ship 'em to the coliseum; Lift the gene pool, Jerry, higher! Jihad Jerry, round 'em up, man! Those Jehovah-genes must go! Cleanse the planet of the vermin... Achtung! Jere, we're with you, Bro'! Show 'em who's the fit among us.... Now you've got the masses stirred! Give us, Jerry, marching orders Come on, brother...Preach the Word! Rid the world of this dysfunction.... Make these bloodlines more pristine! Jerry, spread Thy Coyne-a-nea. Pass 'em through Thy Meat Machine!Tom Graffagnino
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I like 'The Gnusades' above. Some suggestions from me: Whinemarch. The Great Tantrum. The Ten Year Hate. The Bitchpocalypse.nullasalus
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pasta-makes-me-fatwaStarbuck
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It's the gnu atheists' very own Crusades, so... The Gnusades.Jammer
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Unholy WarJohn W Kelly
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You could probably make the case that Coyne and others are being the equivalent of racists, since under their view religious beliefs are simply evolutionary traits, like the color of one's skin or their body type.William J. Murray
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Ad gnuseamCharles
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I like Mr. Murray's. Other ideas: Coysade. Spaghettihad. Sciencide (like homicide).Collin
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Theophobia. Coyne is obviously theophobe.William J. Murray
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Nero Darwinist Inquisition by the Ayatollah of Atheismscordova
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Nero Darwinist Inquisitionscordova
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Dar Wars.lpadron
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I have good one,Wile E. Coyote.P.G.
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