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‘Tis the season of miracles again: Darwin’s followers flock to Darwin-shaped wall stain

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From The Onion – America’s Finest News Source The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

DAYTON, TN—A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.

“I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits,” said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed “Scopes Monkey Trial” and is widely considered one of Darwinism’s holiest sites. “Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”

Added Freiberg, “Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!”

Happened in 2008, but just as fresh and true as ever.

Note: This item stands in for Fri Nite Frite. (The giant spider called in sick. Dam.)

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3 Replies to “‘Tis the season of miracles again: Darwin’s followers flock to Darwin-shaped wall stain

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    bb says:

    LOL! I love the Onion at times. Here’s the link to the full satire.

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    News says:

    Thanks much, bb, been running around on social errands and didn’t realize bad code caused link to fail. – O’Leary for News.

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    Here’s one that should cause real nightmares to come to life inside the Atheist camp:
    Scientists discover that atheists might not exist, and that’s not a joke

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