From a truly rotund source:
ATHENS, OH—Claiming the finding could shed new light on the diversity of amphibian life, scientists from Ohio University announced Thursday that they had discovered a new species of frog that had evolved the ability to spontaneously grow a top hat and cane. “Herpetologists Discover Species Of Frogs That Evolved To Spontaneously Grow Top Hat And Cane” at The Onion
From other seriously elite and stuffed up science sources:
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