They write…
How To Survive Inflation If You’re A Pathetic Poor Person
Here’s How 14 Different News Outlets Covered The Will Smith Slap (from the most trusted name in fake news)
Twitter Suspends The Bee But Does Nothing About These Crazies
“Daily Wire Hits Back Against Woke Feminine Products With ‘Jeremy’s Tampons’” Daily Wire has struck back at another woke industry, this time introducing a competitor to progressive feminine hygiene product companies like Always and Tampax with the new, anti-woke conservative Jeremy’s Tampons.
You may also wish to read: The Babylon Bee’s Twitter Account Was Suspended, But That Made Its Story Go Viral “If Twitter’s goal had been to remove the harmful content, it backfired spectacularly. That original tweet, which was posted on March 15, had largely flown under the radar – yet when news that the parody site’s account was suspended, the tweet suddenly went viral.”
Look, it’s an updated version of “Banned in Boston,” right?
Also, the Bee is selling “The Bee’s Last Tweet” as an NFT (a non-fungible token) at Deep Red Sky for $283. Only 3189 are available.

As the Babylon Bee staff wait it out in Twitter Jail…
They write…
How To Survive Inflation If You’re A Pathetic Poor Person
Here’s How 14 Different News Outlets Covered The Will Smith Slap
Twitter Suspends The Bee But Does Nothing About These Crazies
Daily Wire Hits Back Against Woke Feminine Products With ‘Jeremy’s Tampons’ Daily Wire has struck back at another woke industry, this time introducing a competitor to progressive feminine hygiene product companies like Always and Tampax with the new, anti-woke conservative Jeremy’s Tampons.
You may also wish to read: The Babylon Bee’s Twitter Account Was Suspended, But That Made Its Story Go Viral “If Twitter’s goal had been to remove the harmful content, it backfired spectacularly. That original tweet, which was posted on March 15, had largely flown under the radar – yet when news that the parody site’s account was suspended, the tweet suddenly went viral.”
Look, it’s an updated version of “Banned in Boston,” right?
The Bee is selling “The Bee’s Last Tweet” as an NFT (a non-fungible token) at Deep Red Sky for $283. Only 3189 are available.
More Bee:
From the Babylon Bee (still in Twitter jail)
This stuff is not our usual line of coverage. But in these strange times — when Woke American billionaires tell us all when we may and may not laugh — you might be missing the Bee’s sendup of some of the most asinine upperclassmen in Western history. So here’s your fix.
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You may also wish to laugh your way through: The Babylon Bee is in Twitter Jail… For your Saturday evening amusement, here are some of their latest stories, including Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist.