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Babylon Bee: Earth cools due to Bill Nye’s ego

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We noticed the trend about three years ago, but it really accelerated over the past few months,” an EPA representative told reporters. “After controlling for solar activity and weather patterns, we determined that the biggest factor is the exponential growth in Bill Nye’s self-admiration. His expansive, pretentious hubris now casts a shadow large enough to shield most of the Earth from the warming effects of the sun.”

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One Reply to “Babylon Bee: Earth cools due to Bill Nye’s ego

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    vmahuna says:

    I’ve never seen more than 5 or 10 minutes of the guy, but I think the big thing is that he is LITERALLY “the Science Guy” ™. He’s EXACTLY what Liberal newscasters want BECAUSE the newscasters have NO UNDERSTANDING AT ALL of ANY Science (I mean, you can be a whizz at Physics and not really understand how Chemistry works, etc.).

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