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Brights Protest at Dallas Prescreening of Expelled

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Humiliated by a demeaning rap video, their treatment after crashing prescreenings of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, and the growing popularity of the Wistar Polka, a pod of Brights was sighted protesting outside of the Stardom Multiplex Theater in Dallas, Texas where a prescreening of Expelled was showing. Details with complete choreography to the tune of “Darwin Does Dallas” is at TheBRITES.org.

8 Replies to “Brights Protest at Dallas Prescreening of Expelled

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    DeepDesign says:

    I never knew they were all such talented dancers. Look at PZ go!

    Whose that guy with the horns? 😉

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    Whose that guy with the horns?

    We’re looking into that. He seems to show up whenever there is a pod of Brights.

    Gloppy

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    andrew says:

    Looks like a bunch of charismatics worshipping.

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    lpadron says:

    Dios mio!

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    allanius says:

    Funny–on my PC they seem to be singing a song. I can just barely make out the words…

    One time the world was filled with darkness,
    One time the world was filled with pain;
    Then came the dawn of human progress,
    But now happiness has come again!

    (Chorus)
    We are the brights!
    Everything is all right!
    Let us show you the light!
    We are the brights!

    We’re too smart for your old wives’ tales,
    We’re too smart for talk of God;
    We’ve got the Science wind in our sails,
    And all you got is an old fraud! (Chorus)

    Don’t let your children go to temple,
    Don’t let your children go to mass;
    Teach them to follow our example
    And trade in their incense for some grass! (Chorus)

    We are the foes of Superstition!
    We are the foes of fascist nuts!
    We’d be happy to share some recognition,
    Except that we really hate your guts! (Chorus)

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    DeepDesign says:

    “He seems to show up whenever there is a pod of Brights.”

    Haha Gloppy. 🙂

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    I tried to look at this, it looks like it required quicktime. Is there a non-quicktime version, or did I miss something?

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    O'Leary says:

    Baby PZ should really be wearing a sun hat. What is his mother thinking anyway?

    If he throws a tantrum she should tell him to sneak into in his crib.

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