“The average rating was three out of five stars,” says Finch. “But then again, the average American has one breast and one testicle.” The review review is at TheBRITES.org. .

“Richard Dawkins … and Pee Zee were tricked into appearing in Expelled. They were tricked into signing release forms. They were tricked into long unedited denouncements of Christianity which appear in the film. They were tricked into receiving generous honoraria for being interviewed. They were tricked into cashing these checks and spending the money so it could not be returned. But trickery is what you can expect from peddlers of thought porn.” Details at TheBRITES.org.

Patrick Mcrae, Staff Writer for The BRITES, gives his top picks to keep you sharp in your pursuit of effective and uncompromising pugilistic Darwinian ideology. More HERE.

Humiliated by a demeaning rap video, their treatment after crashing prescreenings of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, and the growing popularity of the Wistar Polka, a pod of Brights was sighted protesting outside of the Stardom Multiplex Theater in Dallas, Texas where a prescreening of Expelled was showing. Details with complete choreography to the tune of “Darwin Does Dallas” is at TheBRITES.org.

The BRITES today launched their crusade to lobby the Motion Picture Association to rate the documentary Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed NC-17. Dr. Richard Knuther railed against Expelled‘s practice of reductio ad Hitlerum, questioned the morality of the producers of the documentary, and called the movie thought porn. More at TheBRITES.org.

More at TheBRITES.org

“Not only does the oak tree and homo sapien share 70% identical DNA, the similarity of phenotypical features of the acorn with the adult human is compelling and, indeed, irrefutable,” says Dr. Richard Knuther. Details at TheBrites.org.

Read the review and insightful excerpts about me at TheBRITES.org.

Finch and Knuther each received an award check for $15,000 plus a gold plated medallion for their evolution of “a man walks into a bar” jokes. Read their paper at TheBRITES.org.

Clandestine meeting of skeptics with strange deists & theists. Details at TheBRITES.

Thank you for your support! Dembski’s copyright infringement charges have been dismissed and, after all the shenanigans of you ID crazies, I am back in North Dakota [Details Here].

I now recognize we must all continue to contribute to the evolutionary process. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to test the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To accomplish this, I subject M&M’s to repeated trials of survival of the fittest. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, Read More ›

Now it’s personal. More.

The BRITES joins Nature and the The National Academy of Sciences calling for all science organisations to preach the word of evolution by natural selection. MORE

Blame placed on discarded Mutation Paste. Details at TheBRITES.org

Must greet everyone with “Merry Christmas” and wear Expelled T-Shirts. Details at TheBRITES.org.