Silly silly men.
Author: Galapagos Finch
Dr. Markus Raze Investigates One of Today’s Most Compelling Open Problem in Random Mutation
“If enough second amendment whackos with rifles shot enough road signs, would they eventually generate the great books of history in braille?” Details at TheBRITES.org.
“Cheryl Crowe’s Single Sheet Really Really Clean Tissue” declared unsafe by the ACU
Tissue designed by same genetic algorithm responsible for the Slow Down Slide. Details at TheBRITES.org
Level Four Tornado Through Kentucky Junk Yard Self Assembles Lime Green Hummer.
Details at www.TheBrites.org
Does Darwinism Lead to Racism?
Elementary my dear Watson. Further updates on Watson’s apology are at TheBRITES.org .
Recall of yet another dangerous toy made in China
The American Consumer Union has declared the XD133 Slow Down Slide unsafe for children. The slide, designed by a genetic algorithm, has been recalled. Details are at TheBRITES.org.
Richard Dawkins Weighs In on the Removal of Baylor Professor’s ID Website
Details at The BRITES.
“Paste Baby” Epidemic in Europe. FDA Mandates More Detailed Label Warning in America.
“Many Paste Babies are being born with advanced maturity, well developed personalities, and mature physical features,” said Casey Skinlu, a spokesman for the FDA who is now cracking down on Mutation Paste in America. More details are at TheBRITES.org
Finch Foods to Pitch “Primordial Soup” to Campbell’s
“Our goal is to mutate the world!” says Sloke Dunkin at Finch Foods. More…
“Blackburn Woman” Found Next to Missing Link “Blackburn Man”
The Blackburn fossil (left) and computer generated likeness (right) using Darwin Face software. Fossil found in Blackburn, WV by Dr. Zbyszek Wrozinkowski. MORE…
Are “Brights” Selling Out to the Religious Right?
Galapagos Finch, Ph.D., DDS, points to recent compromising language that suggests right wing conservative influence. TheBRITES.org
Former Skeptic Now Skeptical of Skepticism
Skeptic Stan Scanton imposed meta analysis of his world view onto his world view to become a skeptic of skepticism. Dr. Galapagos Finch, VP of Education for The BRITES, is skeptical of Scanton’s skepticism of skepticism. TheBRITES.org
Nelson D. Taylor loses civil suit against Finch Foods’ Mutation Paste
In a landmark decision, despite repeated pleas by Taylor to “Just look at me!,” Judge Jones rules FDA approval is science and scientists cannot be wrong. At emotional Times Square news conference, Taylor vows to continue his crusade against Finch Foods and mutation paste. [Details]. [Transcript of Mr. Taylor’s final day of testimony].
Startling West Virginia discovery by Dr. Markus A. Raze provides overwhelming evidence about the origin of man.
Blackburn Man helps Raze get tenure at PIT. Read more at TheBRITES.org …